Comedy is Hard... but Dying is Easy! Carl Dixon is on the verge of comedy superstardom and he got there the dirty way: by stealing jokes. He''s got a killer act, an ugly past, and more enemies than punch-lines. So when someone asks Syd Sh*t-Talk Homes—disgraced ex-cop turned bitter stand-up comic turned... possible felon?!—how much it would cost to have Dixon killed, Syd isn''t surprised in the slightest. He''s already got a figure in mind...