The King of Carborundum is having a spot of bother with the necromancer To-Me Ku-Pa; naturally he turns to Sir Percival Pursuivant and the Magnificent Seven Knights of Saint Simeon the Saintly for help. Sadly they disturb the sleep of our Barbarian hero on the way to the town and are soon rendered unable to help (THWOP!, FWAP!, SPLATT!THWOK!, POK!, KER-CHOK! & SPAM!).